Lindsay Lohan has made a foray into a new industry.
The cerita lucah melayu seksactress is now the spokesperson for Lawyer.com, which is a "lawyer and law firm directory." (It is different than Lawyers.com, which is another, unaffiliated database.) And, lo and behold, her first ad for the company has made its debut.
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Okay!
Unfortunately, the clip's attempts at humor are murky at best. Lohan jokes about her "two, or three, or four" DUIs, which is not exactly the best fodder for comedy. In fact, driving under the influence is maybe the least funny thing imaginable.
On the bright side... there's a blooper reel?
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