Twitter erupted like a Molten Chocolate Cake on booty assx sex videoSaturday when vice presidential candidate Mike Pence admitted to eating dinner at Chili's. At 4pm. In New York City, ostensibly one of the best culinary cities in the world.
But while it's cool to be hard on Pence, let's soften our hearts a bit for Chili's. Pence's real sin was eating dinner at 4:30pm — the truth is, there are many Chili's menu items that even our jaded urban hearts can love.
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Here are a few of our picks, which we cannot promise resemble these photos in real life.
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1. Onion rings dipped in ranch dressing
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable It works. Trust us.
2. Steak fajitas
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable That trademark sizzle adds an extra dash of excitement.
3. Quesadillas
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable We recommend the smoked chicken.
4. Molten Lava Cake
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Looks just like a volcano! So fun.
5. Ribs
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable The most famous dish at Chili's, these ribs are sincerely delicious. They are also the inspiration for that "baby back ribs" song your dad loves to sing.
6. $5 Presidente margaritas
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable This is just a solid deal.
7. This cookie inside of a pan
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Who could turn down a big ol' skillet cookie?
8. Fried asparagus
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable In case you were wondering, that dip is totally mayonnaise.
9. Burger
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable "Not the best, but not bad." — our endorsement of this burger, and also the GOP's endorsement of Donald Trump.
10. Chili queso
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Trust us. This beefy cheese dip is very delicious. Even Zagat thinks so.
11. Triple Dippers
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable The culinary embodiment of the phrase "everything happens so much" — we're here for it.
Hope you made the right choices, Mike Pence. Let's just shoot for 5 o'clock dinner next time, okay? Great.
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