There's a wave of minor crime against Trump administration officials,uncensored japanese teenage sex videos and I'm enjoying every moment of it.
Yesterday, a man destroyed Trump's Hollywood Star of Fame with a pickaxe. This past weekend, a group of vandals untied Education Secretary Betsy DeVos' $40 million yacht which was docked in Huron Ohio, causing an estimated $5,000-$10,000 in damage.
These are petty crimes that reap huge emotional rewards for the sad people of the internet.
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The yacht's captain and crew eventually regained control of the boat, but not before it crashed into a dock and suffered multiple minor scrapes, the Toledo Blade reports.
DeVos, who helped to destroy Michigan public schools and is on track to do the same thing nationally, isn't exactly a beloved cabinet member.
Look at how much joy her teeny setback has brought the miserable people of Twitter:
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The abjectly poor DeVos family only has nine other multi-million dollars yachts in their possession.
We are thinking of them, passive-aggressively, in this time of great need.
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