Twitter can dirty sex dreams become real full video freesometimes feel like a time-sucking black hole, but there's no denying the social platform is full of delightful, hilarious, and heartwarming messages.
This year has blessed us with an abundance of phenomenal tweets — tweets so good they'll help you forget everything bad online, if only for a minute.
From clever tweets by brands and celebrities, to content about cute animals, children, and more, we've complied a selection of the year's best tweets to help you kick 2019 off on the right foot.
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In the paraphrased words of the angsty Dashboard Confessional song, "Stolen," here are 50 best ones of the best ones. Enjoy!
1. MoonPie's "Ok baby"
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2. The resourceful CVS shopper
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3. This little girl feelin' the music
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4. A taste of heaven served from hell
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5. "Professor whats his nuts"
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6. The annual "Do you remember?"
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7. Kermit swangin
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8. This very good dog
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9. A Burglar Is Born
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10. they did surgery on a grape
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11. #itwasntross
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12. Proud yelling dad
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13. Cher's mom
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14. Cheesecake mom
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15. Understanding the job
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16. The cursed audio
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17. Some self-aware millennial humor
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18. Black Panther party
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19. Keeping the tea alive
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20. A life or death chem joke
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21. TFW you don't understand spinach
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22. Blue Ivy shuttin' shit down
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23. Olympics history
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24. Secret agent cat
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25. Brooklyn nachos
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26. DO YOU WANT A JOB
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27. Spinch and friends
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28. When the restaurant kills it
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29. Sorry, organs
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30. The ear drop dogs
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31. Dinner iguana
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32. A reunion though?!
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33. Excuse us, Ice T?
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34. Practice makes perfect
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35. The self-fulfilling prophecy
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36. F(ass)hion faux pas
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37. It Gritty
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38. Happy Halloween, Harry
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39. What's a tery?
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40. *Relatable*
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41. An unexpected return
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42. When you've been ruined for life
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43. A moment sweet between pals
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44. This honest plea for help
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45. The seasoning debacle
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46. When things work out perfectly
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47. Evergreen chyron
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48. That time the Grinch got an onion
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49. TFW you can't help but laugh
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50. The Original "thank u, next"
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