eBay is enjoying sex with dotted condom videosa great place to buy a lot of things, like used iPhones, vintage sweaters, and unnerving ventriloquist dummies that look like Call Me By Your Namestar Timothée Chalamet.
A "one of a kind Timothée Chalamet ventriloquist figure" is currently up for grabs on eBay for the low starting bid of $122,795. The doll is wearing a recreation of the outfit Chalamet wore to the Golden Globes in February, complete with Louis Vuitton harness. According to the item's description, it is made of white pine, and is "upholstered in foam and quilted fabric." Like its subject, it has gorgeous eyebrows. It is the seller's only item for sale.
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The listing appears to be part of the site's "eBay for Charity" program, with 20 percent of proceeds going to the Trevor Project. That is, if anyone bids on Timothée, which has not happened so far. (It did have 10 watchers at the time of writing, so all hope is not lost.)
People online seem to be divided on whether the doll is scary or good -- as if those two things are mutually exclusive! Also, it really does look a lot like Timmy, so if you're a stan and have $122,795 lying around, might be a good investment.
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