There are senior couples sex videosboth people and birds who actually like to go out and make new friends, regardless of their actual quality. Ugh.
Twitter user @Pap3oyo's parakeet is one of those birds. @Pap3oyo has been sharing videos of his very attractive parrot seemingly trying to make friends with stuffed animal versions of itself.
SEE ALSO: 99-million-year-old bird fossil has been found preserved in amber and it's truly exquisiteListen bird, we get it. I much rather be friends with a bunch of stuffed animals that look like me in lieu of actual humans with real demands who want me to listen to their relationship drama.
Just look at this ENFJ parakeet go.
彼女（ぬいぐるみ）を口説き落とそうと迫るが興奮しすぎて、彼女に御構い無く踊りまくるインコ pic.twitter.com/1lxdjvZ5Fp
— パップと止まり木レーチ (@pap3oyo) June 28, 2017
親友（おもちゃ）を崖から突き落としてしまうが、いつものことなので主に冷静に救出の指示をだし親友の生還に歓喜するインコ pic.twitter.com/V0TujFaRg8
— パップと止まり木レーチ (@pap3oyo) June 26, 2017
ぬいぐるみのインコの群れを発見し、礼儀正しく愉快な会釈をして馴染もうと努力するインコ pic.twitter.com/6rE5KWekLb
— パップと止まり木レーチ (@pap3oyo) July 6, 2017
誰とでも友達になれると信じているインコ。よくわからない黒いヒモであろうが話しかける驚異の社交性 pic.twitter.com/LYTubNW3GX
— パップと止まり木レーチ (@pap3oyo) July 3, 2017
親友（おもちゃ）を崖から突き落としてしまうが、いつものことなので主に冷静に救出の指示をだし親友の生還に歓喜するインコ pic.twitter.com/V0TujFaRg8
— パップと止まり木レーチ (@pap3oyo) June 26, 2017
Parakeet, don't let anyone make fun of you for trying to be friends with inanimate objects that resemble yourself. I wish I could be friends with a phenomenal selfie I took in 2009. Life would be so much easier.
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