Disclaimer: This is sex video hard sexa humor piece and these are *probably* not the pieces of evidence President Trump is looking at. Then again we can't know, because he hasn't produced any evidence.
President Trump's claims about widespread voter fraud -- he believes that there were between 3 and 5 million illegal votes cast -- are certainly shocking.
They're also completely unfounded and not based on any tangible evidence.
Until now.
SEE ALSO: Wow, Obama's outgoing letter to Trump speaks volumesWe've figured out at least seven pieces of evidence that President Trump could be looking at, all of which would explain his belief that there were millions of illegal votes cast in the 2016 election.
Heavy stuff!
1. This napkin Sean Spicer found at a bar in December
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Trump believes that nearly 300 stampeding horses voted (10 times each) in Nevada because of this napkin that Sean Spicer found at a karaoke bar.
2. The 1995 live-action Casper film
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Donald Trump watched Casper on his first night in the White House and turned to his adult son Eric and said, "So many ghosts voted this year, that's probably another million."
3. His children's voting records
CLEVELAND, OH - JULY 19: Donald Trump Jr. (L), along with Ivanka Trump (C), Eric Trump (2nd-R) and Tiffany Trump (R), take part in the roll call in support of Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump on the second day of the Republican National Convention on July 19, 2016 at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. An estimated 50,000 people are expected in Cleveland, including hundreds of protesters and members of the media. The four-day Republican National Convention kicked off on July 18. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images) Credit: Getty Images Eric told his father that he accidentally voted over 50 times, each time mistakenly writing in different sushi rolls because he thought he was at one of those all-you-can-eat sushi places. The fraud was that Eric was never given any sushi.
Tiffany, on the other hand, was registered in 40 states and voted in all of them. President Trump is worried by this because he's pretty sure she didn't vote for him.
4. The Keebler Elves
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable In an internal memo, President Trump (who has longed believed that the Keebler Elves are living beings producing cookies in America's coniferous forests) wrote the following:
The Keebler elves, and their underground society of what i imagine to be easily 500,000, are all staunch leftists, and reluctantly voted for Hillary, despite not technically being American citizens. The Keeblonians are their own sovereign state and have no business partaking in U.S. discourse!
5. That dog with the shifty eyes
PHILADELPHIA, PA - NOVEMBER 13: A Siberian Husky named Sherman, 3, wears a "Professional Protestor" poster while joining protestors demonstrating against President-elect Donald Trump November 13, 2016 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The Republican candidate lost the popular vote by more than a million votes, but won the electoral college. (Photo by Mark Makela/Getty Images) Credit: Getty Images This dog from the Women's March had a shifty look to it. Sure, its sign could be a joke, but it could also be an admission of guilt. $17 billion is being spent to find this dog and arrest it.
6. This post on reddit from user devil_asspig_42069
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable President Trump was looking through Reddit and found this suspicious comment on a thread about a funny looking seal in the r/pics subreddit. Months of government time will be devoted to questioning devil_asspig_42069.
7. An anecdote from this golfer that Trump knows
SCOTTSDALE, AZ - NOVEMBER 13: Bernhard Langer of Germany plays a tee shot at the eleventh hole during the final round of the Charles Schwab Cup Championship on the Cochise Course at Desert Mountain on November 13, 2016 in Scottsdale, Arizona. (Photo by Darren Carroll/Getty Images) Credit: Getty Images This one is real. As reported by The New York Times, Trump told a room of congressional leaders that his friend, the golfer Bernhard Langer, claimed he'd seen "voters who did not look as if they should be allowed to vote" in line ahead of him. This one is not a joke. This is a real piece of Donald Trump's evidence for his claim that there was widespread voter fraud. Look it up. Click that link. This one is real. Oh my God.
Tyler Schmall also contributed to this evidence search.
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