Martha Stewart either has the most sincere or the most Machiavellian social media presence of any celebrity, and we are lucky to live in her world.
Most recently, she posted a photo of Kim Kardashian's bestie Jonathan Cheban and let everyone know that she doesn't know who the f*ck he is. Same, Martha.
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She found who Jonathan Cheban is and did not seem particularly impressed.
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After clearing that up, she focused on what was truly important: Jason Derulo stripping before her eyes.
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Surely enough, Derulo continued undressing.
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Martha was pleased.
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Stewart and Cheban seemed totally cool later, though.
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Earlier this year, Cheban announced that he wants to start a school to educate rich kids about private jets and caviar. Now he'll also be able to tutor the youth on how to explain your existence to Martha Stewart.
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