Sir Patrick Stewart is sex on the beach videos75 years old, X-Men's Professor X, Star Trek's Captain Jean-Luc Picard and he has been knighted by the Queen of England. But that doesn't mean he can't enjoy the simpler things in life.
Stewart's latest window-shopping trip to a hardware store called Websters was such an emotional, euphoric experience for him that he couldn't resist filming it and sharing it to Twitter.
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The veteran actor's extreme feelings about hardware stores manifest as a Shakespearean-sounding speech full of poetic, powerful language.
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"When I stand in front of a hardware store like this, this is all I want," he says into the camera with the intensity of Macbeth.
"If I could buy this store, and just have it in my backyard forever, I would be so happy."
Sir, we think you can afford to do that.
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