There is boobs eating sex videos.no shame in having binged all of the delicious BridgertonSeason 1 in a day, nor in rewatching it multiple times since its 2020 debut and leading up to Season 2. Netflix and Shondaland's adaptation of Julia Quinn's novels is all about coupling, and if you're anything like us you might have developed more than a few crushes throughout the course of the show.
Let us now lean back in repose like Queen Charlotte herself and rank the many eligible crushes of Bridgerton Season 1 (and some stinkers).
27. Lord Berbrooke
Lord Berbrooke can literally piss off. Credit: LIAM DANIEL / NETFLIX Pros: none. status I guessCons: everything
26. Cressida Cowper
Pros:adaptable, fights for what she wantsCons: history ofblackmail
25. Marina Thompson
Pros: New in townCons: generally unpleasant to everyone who isn't her love George
24. Madame Genevieve Delacroix
Pros: fReNcH...maybeCons: a lil' messy, and possibly lying about her name/origin/entire life story
23. Philippa and Prudence Featherington
sorry 2 these featheringtons Credit: NICK BRIGGS / NETFLIX Pros: EagerCons: lacking in personality to the point where they share a spot on this list
22. Lady Featherington
Pros: fiercely protective motherCons: beyond obsessed with appearances, seemed ready to let Marina die to avoid further scandal
21. Lord Featherington
Pros: Loves his family, one of the only people on this show unwilling to force a girl into marriageCons: rampant gambler, missing and possibly dead
20. Daphne Bridgerton
Pros: shinyCons: tricked her husband into nonconsensual procreation
19. Mrs. Varley
Mrs. Varley strikes as as the Geri from "Succession" of "Bridgerton." Credit: screenshot / netflix Pros: LoyalCons: Loyal to Lady Featherington
18. Anthony Bridgerton
Pros: deeply angry in a way that will prove beneficial during sex Cons: cares about a woman’s honor unless he’s sleeping with her[Editor's note: Anthony is ranked too low on this list!!]
17. Simon Basset
Pros: see above image Cons: can't communicate a simple thought, obsessed with spiting his dead father, a rake
16. Benedict Bridgerton
Pros: the most sexually liberated among the main familiesCons: thinks he's straight :(
15. Penelope Featherington
Pros: Kind, funnyCons: Petty af, will write articles that call you out by name
14. Prince Friederich
Why settle for a duke when one can have a prince? Credit: screenshot / netflix Pros: "kind, adoring...knows what he wants," in Daphne's own words!Cons: is not Simon
13. Siena Rosso
Pros: strong, independent, sexyCons: strong chance of relapsing with ex multiple times before you guys can start anything
12. Henry Granville
Lord Granville u flirt Credit: screenshot / netflix Pros: Suave as heck, artistic, friendlyCons: in love with Lord Wetherby (also married to Lucy but that doesn't appear to be a concern)
11. Queen Charlotte
Pros: QUEENCons: probably hates you
10. Lady Bridgerton
Pros: super single, definitely fucksCons: still in love with her dead husband, occasionally drinks too much (but seemingly in a fun way)
9. Siena's beau
Siena's new man is ready to fight for her honor and also has cool hair. Credit: screenshot / netflix Pros: loves a woman without titles, which is bRaVeCons: didn't realize his gf was banging Lord Bridgerton under the bleachers like dude we literally all saw it coming
8. Mr. Finch
Credit: Netflix Pros: immune to fads, loves cheeseCons: loves cheese too much?
7. Lady Whistledown's voice
Pros: sassy, soothingCons: lacks corporeal form
6. Colin Bridgerton
Pros: total sweetheart with a lovely voiceCons: he dumb
5. Eloise Bridgerton
Pros: smart, funny, allergic to pomp and bullshitCons: being someone's crush is her literal nightmare
4. Will Mondrich
Will deserves the world! Credit: screenshot / netflix Pros: Cares about family above all else (but without the chip on Anthony's shoulder)Cons: just the one time he threw a fight to get paid by Lord Featherington. An act of love!
3. Alice Mondrich
Alice deserves the world and more! Credit: screenshot / netflix Pros: Patient afCons: We haven't been able to spend much time with Alice yet and we'd love to know her better.
2. Lady Danbury
Pros: delights in scandal and socializing even if it's focused on the youngCons: will call you on your bullshit but ultimately for the best
1. Sir Phillip Crane
Sir Phillip Crane shows up at the eleventh hour to save Marina Thompson from misery. Credit: screenshot / netflix Pros: loyal brother, willing to provideCons: MARRIED ugh screw this show
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SEE ALSO: ‘Bridgerton’ Season 2 review: A satisfying, smoldering slow burnEverything to remember going into 'Bridgerton' Season 2
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UPDATE: Mar. 25, 2022, 12:00 p.m. EDT This article was originally published on December 29, 2020. It's introduction has been altered to reflect the approach of Bridgerton Season 2, but its Season 1 rankings have not been changed.
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