Here's something we never thought we'd say: Bill Clinton just raised the bar for love stories everywhere.
The kinky sex in custom car werehouse videoformer president's Democratic National Convention speech, which clocked in at over 40 minutes, was fullof detail about Bill and Hillary's relationship — from the first time they met to the first — yes, first — time he proposed and that time they registered for classes together. But, like, how is a person supposed to remember all those things?
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Good luck with your future relationships. It's probably best to start studying now.
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And remember: the more detail, the better.
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