If you are he came inside making a loud noise gay sex videosone of 90 million and counting hoping for a morsel of Katy Perry's digital love, the wait can sometimes seem cold and lonely.
Lucky for you, she's launching a new chat bot to tap into her online fanbase.
Kik unleashed a Katy Perry bot with personality quizzes that will determine stuff like whether "Firework" or Roar" was about your soul. You can also win her new perfume, Mad Love, including a chance to score one of five bottles Perry signed with her own paws.
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Your new BFF bot's avatar is a cat named Maddie, naturally, for Mad Love.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable The bot, designed by Block Party, gives you options like being a good friend versus casting a spell on your crush. While this is all about the individual user's personality, Mashablewould like to officially recommend witchcraft.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Failure, however, is not an option.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Fans who don't want to hang out with Maddie, you can use custom Katy stickers and Kik points, which you can earn using the app, to buy an actual bottle of the perfume.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Teenagers may not have credit cards, but that will never stop them from using social media to get what they want.