Look,slutty mature women having sex non-stop in porn videos we get that this Kid Rock "Senate campaign" is probably just a marketing stunt.
He confirmed the website--not his campaign--was real, and it basically just links to a bunch of Warner Bros. merch.
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But it doesn't matter. Mark my words: Robert James Ritchie, aka Kid Rock, will become a U.S. senator, then president of the United States.
SEE ALSO: A campaign committee wants Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson to run for presidentIt's inevitable, because we pretty much already elected Kid Rock president. I mean, the fact the following quote isn't attributable to Kid Rock just blows my mind.
"Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything ... Grab them by the p*ssy. You can do anything."
Our current president said that during the campaign, and America was like, "Sure, this guy seems good." The writing is on the wall.
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The good news? Kid Rock hasn't filed with the FEC yet. He'd probably have to do it within the next 15 days, according to Bernie Sanders' former digital fundraising director.
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This is almost certainly a marketing ploy for his new album due out "late summer/early fall," according to Billboard.
But that doesn't mean U.S. voters wouldn'telect him to office. Bawitdaba, American dream. Bawitdaba.
He's already thrown out a first pitch. Credit: Rex Arbogast/AP/REX/Shutterstock Featured Video For You
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