Size matters... for science,sex video of my wife would like me to offer her to my boss anyway.
While there have been numerous prior studies (both scholarly and unscientific) on penis size, the British Journal of Urology International (BJUI) published one of the girthiest analyses to date. Pulling data from 17 previous academic papers that included a total of 15,521 men worldwide, researchers in the UK came up with a meta-analysis of what they believe to be the average penis size and girth of a penis when erect and when flaccid.
Sorry, guys, but your eggplant emoji isn't exactly accurate. According to the research in BJUI, the average flaccid penis is 3.61 inches in length and 5.16 inches in length when erect. Girth is 3.66 inches when flaccid and 4.59 inches when erect.
SEE ALSO: All the puzzling things that happen to your body when you masturbate, explained by scienceNumbers aren't the only results to come out of the study. It also questions some of the common penis size stereotypes, like whether your race or foot size are determining factors for penis size.
The researchers did not find enough evidence from the 17 previous studies to come up with a conclusion about the difference in size by race. Two studies incorporated foot size into account, and found penile length to be "significantly weakly correlated," while the other did not find a correlation at all between the two.
The stronger statistically significant correlations were between flaccid stretched or erect length and height, which was found in four studies, although the correlations were not extremely strong.
Of course, there are a few limitations that could affect penile dimensions, including temperature, level of arousal, and sperm count.
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But we're much more interested in what 3.61 and 5.16 inches actually looks like, so we've compared the two averages with everyday household objects.
Let's get establish a penis size baseline ...
Blue Lego is the size of an average flaccid penis.
Red Lego is the size of an average erect penis.
The average flaccid penis is 3.61 inches. The average erect penis is 5.16 inches. This is what that looks like in Lego form. Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable Now let's get comparing to 17 household items ...
1. A crayon
The average penis size compared to a crayon. Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 2. A pair of batteries
Average penis size compared to batteries. Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 3. A Nerf Dart
Average penis size compared to Nerf Dart. Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 4. A "fun" size Snickers bar
Average penis size compared to a candy bar. But not a full size one. Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 5. A small cactus
Average penis size compared to a small cactus. (Don't put your penis near a cactus.) Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 6. A ticket
Average penis size compared to a ticket of some sort. Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 7. A pair of wine corks
Average penis size compared to not one, but TWO wine corks. Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 8. A shot glass
Average penis size compared to a shot glass (before you had a shot anyway). Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 9. A Diet Coke can
Average penis size compared to a Diet Coke can, or really soda can really. Even if your penis is a La Croix guy. Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 10. Three batteries
The average flaccid penis is two batteries, but the average erect penis is about three batteries. Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 11. Hand lotion
Average penis size compared to lotion bottle, but not like a huge bottle of lotion. Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 12. Three small Snickers bars, just the tip bitten off one
Average penis size compared to delicious, slightly eaten candy. Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 13. (Almost) two sticks of gum
Average penis size compared to sticks of gum. Minty. Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 14. Two toothpicks
Average penis size compared to toothpicks (length wise, at least). Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 15. Three wine corks
Average penis size compared to wine corks. Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 16. A small TV remote
Average penis size compared to small TV remote. Power off. Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable 17. And, of course, a banana
Average penis size vs. a banana Credit: Luke Leonard, Mashable UPDATE: Jun. 5, 2023, 1:17 p.m. AEST This article was originally published in 2015, and has since been updated in Jun. 2023.