A Politico report on kênh xem sexMay 15 revealed that White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus has warned staff members not to pass fake news to the president. According to the report, a Trump official handed the president an old hoax story about climate change and the president took it as fact before being corrected.
In light of this news, we are beginning to question the Executive Orders signed into law by Trump after he received a handful of chain letters from my grandmother.
1. PRESIDENTIAL EXECUTIVE ORDER ON THE ESTABLISHMENT OF A COMMITTEE TO FORCE BILL GATES TO PAY ME $245 FOR EACH FRIEND I FORWARDED THAT EMAIL TO AND $244 FOR EACH FRIEND THEY FORWARDED IT TO AND SO ON
2. PRESIDENTIAL EXECUTIVE ORDER IMPLEMENTING A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ON FORWARDING THE CURSE CHAIN, AND ESTABLISHING A SPECIAL MILITARY TASK FORCE TO DEFEAT THE DEMON BLOODY MARY
3. PRESIDENTIAL EXECUTIVE ORDER ON REDUCING THE NUMBER OF FRIENDS YOU NEED TO HIT WITH "THE BEAUTIFUL BUS" FROM 8 TO 3 IN ORDER TO REDUCE THE NUMBER OF AMERICANS BEING CURSED WITH UGLINESS FOR 10 YEARS
4. PRESIDENTIAL EXECUTIVE ORDER ON PROVIDING AN ORDER OF SUCCESSION SHOULD I DIE IN THE EVENT THAT MY CRUSH DOES NOT FORWARD THE EMAIL TO 15 FRIENDS IN 45 MINUTES
5. PRESIDENTIAL EXECUTIVE ORDER BANNING "IGNORING THIS" IN REGARDS TO MESSAGES PERTAINING TO THE SOUL EATING GHOST KATU LATA KULU
6. PRESIDENTIAL EXECUTIVE ORDER REMOVING THE $10 MAXIMUM LIMIT ON SECRET SISTER GIFT EXCHANGES
7. PRESIDENTIAL EXECUTIVE ORDER REGARDING THE NEWS THAT I WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR FACEBOOK WILL UNLESS I FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 10 CONTACTS
8. PRESIDENTIAL EXECUTIVE ORDER IN REGARDS TO FACEBOOK BECOMING PUBLIC I DO NOT GIVE FACEBOOK OR ANY ENTITIES ASSOCIATED WITH FACEBOOK PERMISSION TO USE MY PICTURES, INFORMATION, OR POSTS, BOTH PAST AND FUTURE. BY THIS STATEMENT I GIVE NOTICE TO FACEBOOK IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN TO DISCLOSE, COPY, DISTRIBUTE OR TAKE ANY OTHER ACTION AGAINST ME BASED ON THIS PROFILE IS PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION. THE VIOLATION OF PRIVACY CAN BE PUNISHED BY LAW (UCC 1-308-11 308-103 AND ROME STATUTE). NOTE: FACEBOOK IS NOW A PUBLIC ENTITY. ALL MEMBERS MUST POST A NOTE LIKE THIS. IF YOU PREFER, YOU CAN COPY AND PASTE THIS VERSION. IF YOU DO NOT PUBLISH THIS STATEMENT AT LEAST ONCE IT WILL BE TACTICALLY ALLOWING THE USE OF YOUR PHOTOS, AS WELL AS INFORMATION CONTAINED IN THE PROFILE STATUS UPDATES. DO NOT SHARE YOU MUST COPY AND PASTE THIS.... I WILL LEAVE A COMMENT SO IT WILL BE EASIER TO COPY AND PASTE!!!
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