James Comey's testimony may never bring President Trump down or story leads to sex videosave our democracy from crumbling into the earth, but, hey, let's look at the bright side: at least it'll make a pretty good movie.
The former FBI director's prepared remarks were rich with political intrigue, shadowy subtext and a bunch of random clock references. It's the perfect cocktail for an enjoyably awful blockbuster movie.
SEE ALSO: James Comey is our newest sex symbol. Wait, what?Below are a few movie posters we've designed in advance of the inevitable upcoming film.
Obviously, feel free to voice your opinion about them. But remember: We want your loyalty. We expect your loyalty.
We'll also settle for your honest loyalty, whatever the hell that is.
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Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Coming soon -- at least sooner than Trump's impeachment.
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